Cries like a little girl, not only for being seperated from the trash-film lifeblood that sustains him, but also for knowing that his girlfriend will be dressed up in provocative outfits while she and his friends enjoy late-night _____-xploitation films without his own tortured soul. Oh woe is me, for i am a vampire, to be sure, but i'm dead serious, you guys!

Lenny, do you think I could ride with you to TFO? They're showing VERSUS, so I gotta go! (Zombies and Japanese movies... a winning combo!)

Oh, and...

SUPREME PRO WRESTLING RETURNS!
SUNDAY JULY 2nd
SUPREME PRO WRESTLING
@ THE ST. PETER'S HALL
6200 McMAHON DRIVE
SACRAMENTO CA
95824

DOORS AT 5PM

I'm down... how about anyone else?

*goes completely fangirl, screaming and pointing and fainting*

My birthday is at the end of July, and I'm between a medium and a small. Ahem. Navi shirt.

Speaking of which, Lenny's birthday is coming up soon. Plans? Thoughts?

As the viral site declares: Instant Karma

Official announcement!

It's the July 4th Gene-Stravaganza! Watch local contractor and Spongebob fan Gene light perfectly legal fireworks with a perfectly legal blowtorch! It's the most fun you can have this Independence Day inside California's borders! Keep the fire department on speed dial, and park your cars down the street!

Contact Carolyn for details. Brought to you by Cyber-Ghost Presents.

(since she had me make the announcement, I get to name her promotion. heh.)

UPDATE!

Eh... definitely call ahead. Plans = shaky at best.

Cody, i just saw the first pics of TFO, and i gotta say man, until i saw you hawked, i've never seen a guy with an ungreased mohawk that didn't look like a total douche. You rawk the hawk, dude, for reals.

Lenny, i haven't seen any pics of you yet (i think techies don't show up on film after a certain level of training), but i already know what you need to do, starting today:
1) Buy some gold chains. BIG ones.
2) Get one of those brass knuckle deals that says "PAIN" or "HATE" across it. Anything but "Unity." Charlie Murphy will KILL you.
3) Get RIPPED
4) Obtain some badass sunglasses and either a cool jacket, or a tank top.
5) Congratulations, you are now Mr. T.

THIS is a band that more or less everyone who reads this blog needs to hear. Imagine if Nightwish had done the soundtrack to Advent Children, that should give you some idea of the sound... let me suggest you start with the track called "Anthem Apocalyptica."

Neko, Avatar the Last Airbender is 29.99 on iTunes for the entire first season, and the season 2 pass is the same price (all past and future episodes of Season 2). Download policy in the iTunes store is for up to five computers and unlimited burnable CDs, iPod's, etc.

Thought you might be interested.

20th Annual Tudor Fayre*

Saturday and Sunday June 24th and 25th at Fair Oaks Park (Madison and FO)

Adults are $14, Kids under 12 are $6 and Seniors are $10

* I've never seen Fair spelt in that manner, but that's what the flyer says - shouldn't it be Faire?

i highly recommend that John especially change into some waterproof pants before clicking THIS.

LMAO

ISUSE 7 !!!!

enuff said

Just for Lenny:


"WHAT'RE SHOES FOR?!?"

We mourn once again.
Early this morning, in the still dark hours, Snackbar, also known as Iguana the Not as Magnificent as Iguano the Magnificent but still Pretty Magnificent in Her Own Regard, passed away. She was a happy Iguana who suffered only a single tail loss in her lifetime. She had a caring family, who will miss her dearly.

Quack Quack ~Iguana Sound~

COMRADES! ASSIST ME!

this week, i bought more than 1,000,000 bells worth of white turnips for 95 bells a turnip, and despite my checking each daily price, Tom Nook has refused to offer anything higher than 72, comrades! i have to at least break even, and tomorrow morning, that whole batch is going to spoil!

Aid me, comrades, for remember:

IN SOVIET ANIMAL CROSSING, HOUSE REMODEL BUYS YOU!!

Well sucks to Neko's boss. Sucks I say. So here's the plan. We'll be playing the evil game as scheduled. 6:30 start time, all that good stuff. If Neko can get rescheduled so he doesn't work until midnight we'll continue the good team as planned as well. If he can't we'll push the game to some time during the week. I'm good any day after 4:30 except Wednesday. And Saturday I can't run until early evening. So Let me know times for playing if tha's the case.

On a side note I do want to try to run the game every weekend, so let me now what's going on for next Saturday as well, and the following several if you know already. I only have this campaign planned for this month, it should only be about 3 sessions each with a final battle between the two parties as the 4th and final session.

Quack Quack ~Emu Sound~

Character submission is now closed and our finals teams are as follows.
Good team:
Neko, Jess, Cody.

Evil Team:
Lenny, Adrienne, Drake.

We'll start this Saturday. The evil team will be starting at 6:30, and will run for 2 hours. We'll be at Lenny's house. The good team will start at 9 and also run for two hours. During this time the running team is not to be disturbed unless necessary to the survival of at least two actual people. Anyone who is late will be penalized by a loss of exp and a possible removal from the game. And there are to be no changes made to characters at this point. They have all been submitted and are now set in stone. Stone I say!

Quack Quack ~Emu Sound~

Similar in format to the 8-bit knowledge test Liam posted not long ago. These kept me busy for hours.

Thing!

Thing 2!

Thing 3!


and to break up the puzzle thingys, here is a player video of the new SF for villians that will be coming out with I7. Easily the hardest thing ever created in the City of Universe.
The Death

Quack Quack ~Emu Sound~