Cries like a little girl, not only for being seperated from the trash-film lifeblood that sustains him, but also for knowing that his girlfriend will be dressed up in provocative outfits while she and his friends enjoy late-night _____-xploitation films without his own tortured soul. Oh woe is me, for i am a vampire, to be sure, but i'm dead serious, you guys!
7 Comments:
At 10:28 AM, Duckmu said…
Cheer up big guy. Hey, you want a soda?
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At 3:28 PM, Third said…
don't i always?
At 6:06 AM, 23r0 said…
comeing for the guy that bout us that horid holday pack thats funny as hell
At 12:34 PM, Third said…
~Shudders~
Okay, i take it back. There HAVE been times when i didn't want a soda.
At 7:19 PM, Duckmu said…
You know you loved it. But guess what you're getting this year for Christams?! (Hint: It's made by Jones Soda :P)
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At 8:13 PM, Third said…
Please tell me that you mean you got Cody a Holiday Pack and me a plain case of Fufu Berry. i beg of you.
At 1:46 PM, Duckmu said…
But that would ruin the surprise!
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