So i saw the promotional video for Shadow the Hedgehog today.
Or rather, i saw half of it. i couldn't finish the damn thing.
Man, didn't anyone tell Sega that raping a hedgehog was a bad idea, much less one with an enormous fanbase?
The game looks like someone took Sonic Adventures and did some of those genetic experiments the people down at berkeley get all worked up about. You know, the ones that make glow in the dark monkeys with electric eel DNA and all that, only when Sega did it, it didn't even turn out that well. A dash of the new Starfox, a dash of Max Payne, yet more proof that three great tastes don't HAVE to go great together.
Like Strawberries, Chardonnay and Black Pepper, in this instance.

Of course i'll give the game a shot, just to make sure, but as far as i can tell, even VG Cats has been generous this time.

Courtesy.